(( For Billy, his femself, Dixie ; 3 ; ))

(( For Billy, his femself, Dixie ; 3 ; ))

Key to life

Key to life

I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THESE. NEVER.

yaexrae:

Normally I don’t reblog stuff like this, but……..

I laughed so hard I cried.

koteddo:

squiddim:

AHHH IT’S ON MY DASH AGAAAIN—-

Remember that I said 'for now'. I can always call up your father...

Please don’t…

How often are you told that your mom is a MILF?
Anonymous

Quite often…

I'm not sure how I feel about you having your computer right now... but since your dad bought it, not myself, I suppose I'll allow you to keep it... for now...

Haha, this is the one thing you can’t take away.

Psst. Your mom. Shes hot.
Anonymous

Dude, no.